Phyllis Diller spotted at local festival

Wild life round up 08/27/09

Sorry for the prolonged silence y'all, we've been under the weather.

2 pair of eyes without a face (sing along if ya' dare)
2 kittens of the corn
1 bunny with the midnight munchies

Mothman spotted!

Wild life roundup 08/13/09

1 fierce feral kitty who will eat your head
1 cat food eating house dog
No bloody bunnies, mothmen or chupacabras and conspicuously no giants

Wild life roundup 08/12/09

1 deranaged possum
1 chatty hoot owl (heard not seen)
1 lingering odor of flower sniffing skunk
No cupacabras, bloody bunnies, mothmen, skunk apes or giants ... it's been a slow week

Wild life round up for 8/10/09

1 carnivorous moth eating mouse (conspicuously no mothmen)
1 intersex cow
1 deranged litter attacking kitty of the house
1 scratching box obsessed kitty of the house
1 flower sniffing skunk
Numerous cat-sized running rats

Wild life round up for 8/06/09

3 feuding kitties of the house
1 possum
1 lonely bunny
1 truck drivin' critter chaser with a bad belly
1 weary blog writer (happy it's Thursday)
No cupacabras, tranny hookers, mothmen or skunk apes - how sad

Wild life round up for 08/05/09

1 possum
2 kittens of the corn
1 stinker (deceased)
1 possum on the half shell (deceased)
1 possible mothman
Too many bloody bunnies to count (not actual bloody bunnies just LOTS OF FREAKIN' BUNNIES)

Wild life round up for 8/04/09

2 kittens of the corn
2 sets disembodied eyes
1 coyote pup
2 possums
1 foxy fox

Wild life round up for 8/03/09

1 really determined suicidal possom on the half shell (near miss)
1 possible chupacabra
1 probable skunk ape on South Campbell
1 wildly inappropriately dressed granny in bright red Abercrombie bum sweats and hooker heels at the Walnut Lawn Wal Mart

Wild life round up for 7/30/09

2 possums, one mangy
1 kitten of the corn
1 calico racin' cat
1 blurry tail of fox, sans pancreatic tail cancer
0 chupacabras
0 skunk apes
1 badly wind-blown tree briefly mistaken for the Mothman

Wild life round up for 7/29/09

1 tiny possum
1 narcoleptic possum
1 possum on the half shell
1 possible fox with pancreatic tail cancer (chupacabra?)
1 car chasin' dog
No skunk apes
No hookers (tranny or otherwise)

Wild life round up for 7/24

1 possum on the half shell (for you Yankees that's an Armadillo)
2 kittens of the corn (kitties frolicking amongst the corn stalks, only slightly menacing)
1 cemetery cat
2 indeterminate species
2 hookers, at a truck stop

No chupacabras or skunk apes (yeti, big foot, whatever)

Just what in tarnation is going on here!

People blog about a lot of really random stuff. This blog is no exception. This is simply going to be lists of random fauna seen, overnight, in and around the greater Springfield area.

Confused? Yeah, we are too. But we can't decide if it's weird or funny so we're going with funny. If they can create a website of the random junk people text one another why not one with random animals.

Enjoy!